Invitation.... to what exactly?

OK, so.... working on the invite for you all, wasn't going to post it here until I was done but...showed it to a few friends, each of the 6 times I tried to improve it. I was pretty happy with this one until I showed it to someone....


Them: Try it standing.

Me: That'll throw the whole composition off, how come?

Them: You need to be more professional, not look like a man-whore.


So I pose the question.... do I look like a man-whore? Answer in comments. O and by the way, come to the party since you've seen the invite.